Every week I write and article for the Euro Weekly News, an English-speaking newspaper covering all the major resorts of Spain and the Balearics. You can pick up a copy on a Thursday ... or read it here every week. |
Thursday 15 May 2008
The peasants are revolting! At long last. What a wonderful week. A glorious seven days during which the arrogant Brown and his equally inglorious hench-persons finally had rammed home what the British public actually do think of this Commie dictatorial bunch of incompetent bandits. And as an added bonus we were also regaled by the drumming out of another Red Square refugee, the hatchet faced control freak - who I personally couldn't believe managed to get elected in the first place - Ken 'The Red' Livingstone. This mob of traitors, led by their un-elected Fuher, have reduced our once great and enviable country to a politically correct, taxed to the hilt, over-run warren of depression and oppressive despair. They have taken the good natured tolerance of the Brits and cynically used it to create a society of suspicion, lawlessness, and inequality that, without some drastic and prompt action could still result in riots and blood on the streets. Awash with lies and deceit, their almost unbelievable decade plus ego trip has resulted in rocketing prices, economic disasters and an immigration policy that has made us the laughing stock of the world. Well Mr. Brown you have at last learned the even the most tolerant and easy going 'worm' will turn when trodden upon and a pathetic decree that the 'bin tax' will no longer be an issue simply doesn't hack it (how out of touch and underestimating of public intelligence can you actually get?) I also observe at the time of writing that your minions have frantically declared yet another 'war' on anti social behavior. Ha! Will this new initiative be an improvement on their last pathetic brainwave? I'm referring to when this incompetent bunch delivered up a piece of junk that when meted out became regarded more as an award than a deterrent. Getting an ASBO truly does, among the yobbo brigade, register as highly as an OSCAR or BRIT and is worn with pride by the dysfunctional dependents of Labours deluded state of Nannies. (And is about as useful!) No Mr. Brown I'm afraid you and your bunch of bandit's days are well and truly numbered. At last you have been reminded that you and your cronies can not give our once beautiful country away and get away with it. The only favour you could do us all is to now declare a general election so that an incoming, properly elected party, can step in, dismantle all your pc and biased social institutions, restore our national pride, tell Brussels where to stick their rules and regulations and endeavor to unravel the disastrous tangle of incompetent mayhem and public misery you have created for the long suffering British public (and also allow us all to have a bit of fun for a change!). I fervently hope its not too late, but knowing the tenacity of the true Brits I somehow feel that with the proper lot in power our national heritage certainly wont be lost for lack a of true patriotic efforts on the part of those who vote them in. Say goodbye Mr. B. If ever a man and his seedy bunch of traitors needed to finish their miserable existence shackled in the holds of some slow boat to oblivion you and your unsavory mob are most definitely it. Good riddance to the lot of you. Oh, and by the way, if you think there is the remotest chance of you winning the next election, I've actually more opportunity than you. As there is more chance of my inhabiting number10 than having a slow fox trot with Queen Elizabeth in Selfridges window. I'd say your chances were a bit on the slim side, so don't hold yer breath.... On second thoughts....... Well with that out the way I turn to the report I scribed concerning the starving dog displayed in the South American gallery as an 'art' form. Literally hundreds of you arose to the call and I do know that at the time of writing over two million signed the petition to have the disgusting practice curtailed forthwith. One lady did write to inform me the whole thing was a hoax and that after investigation by the WSPA (The World society for the Protection of Animals) it was learned the animal was already malnourished when it was brought in off the street. (Oh, that's OK then!) Apparently, they also alleged, it was 'only' chained up for some three hours till it actually escaped. (How it managed this from what appeared to be a quite substantial shackling job they fail to elaborate on!). They were then assured by the Costa Rican authorities that no harm will befall any animal in the up and coming Biennial celebrations. Well far from proof that the whole thing was a hoax, these denials and assurances sound more to me as though the whole public outcry and subsequent efforts have been a total success and the South American authorities are now wriggling up with as many excuses as they can find. In the light of all this I say congratulations all around. The efforts of all concerned have shown once again that when people who truly care join together they really can make a difference. Let's hope we all remember this in the next British general election! Well done all. Have a great week. Keep a bounce in yer cheeks. And whatever ya do. Always keep the faith. Love Leapy |
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