Every week I write and article for the Euro Weekly News, an English-speaking newspaper covering all the major resorts of Spain and the Balearics. You can pick up a copy on a Thursday ... or read it here every week. |
Thursday 3 April 2008
Don'tcha often feel there's something alive and crawling in Amy Whitehouse's hair!? Hi ya'll. Thanks for all your get well greetings. I actually had a long overdue hernia operation. Normally these are pretty straight foreword and cleared up pretty quickly (so I understand). Not for yours truly of course. When the surgeon remarked afterwards that it was 'massive' I thought it could be yet another 'Leapy's Law' scenario, which once again proved quite correct (naturally!). At the time of writing its still providing me with a large portion of the 'ouch' factor! Hope to have it sorted before the next missive. Will keep ya posted. (Alright alright, I can hear the 'who gives a monkey's' from here!) What's the betting the Olympic torch never reaches Beijing, not the original anyway? Told ya weeks ago China should never have been awarded this prestigious event. They simply don't deserve it. It's just another example of the total distain our hypocritical 'leaders' feel for the minions who look to them for some form of guidance. Ha! I'd rather be guided along the paths of righteousness by the Yorkshire ripper. Now they want fags to only be obtainable 'under the counter'. Don't these holier than thou pillocks realize that the more unattainable and secretive they make their availability the more the youngsters will take a fiendish delight in flouncing them in front of all as yet another tool of teenage rebellion? And do not these arrogant morons, in their frightening underestimation of the public's intelligence, also realize that most of us are fully aware that their final goal is the total abolishment of the nicotine purveyors and their implements? Did they also learn nothing at all from those who tried a similar idea back in the days of enforced prohibition? As far as I am concerned it's time the smokers of the world took a stand. They can't nick everyone. By all means respect those who prefer smoke free zones, but by the same token allow those who enjoy a good cigar or ciggy to also have a choice of areas to partake of their enjoyment. What on earth has happened to the British backbone? All it needs is one large brewery to declare their pubs both smoking and non smoking establishments and the rest would follow suit like a shot. Should they be nicked for their actions, it doesn't matter a damn. Before the courts ever got near a conviction, this load of prats will have been voted out. Whoever is subsequently incoming would then be completely out of their minds not to repeal the laws forthwith. Come on England, where's the old Bulldog spirit? As a final word on the subject (for the time being) has not the British government's hypocrisy now reached frightening proportions. They want to abolish nicotine, yet make class A drugs more accessible and in some cases legal. They allow our youngsters 24 hour access to alcohol; probably the worst drug of all and they still permit their own members to smoke in the Palaces of Westminster. For sanities sake, give us all a well deserved BREAK! If any of you want to be reminded of what we are fighting for in those far off God forsaken reaches of the world, I suggest you click onto the 'Beheading' web site on your PC. Most definitely not for the faint hearted this horrific, but to my mind most important site, will show you exactly the sort of enemy the free and civilized world is up against and with a bit of luck shut all you dissenters and 'do gooders' up once and for all. God bless our troops. May they be victorious and glorious in their endeavors because I'll tell you something, without them none of our lives would be worth the proverbial plugged nickel. And you can most definitely take that straight to the bank, because if you don't there won't be a bank left you can take it too - no bank with recognizable writing on it anyway! Have a peaceful week. And as the great Winston C., who never underestimated anyone once told us. 'Always bear in mind that the inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of the misery'. (Except among themselves of course!) Try to not give yourselves hernia Keep up the comments. But whatever ya do. Always keep the faith Love Leapy |
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